“Shield” Sticker

Not bulletproof, but it does deflect bad vibes, slow drivers, and unsolicited opinions. Stick it on your bike, car, or soul—wherever you need an extra layer of “don’t mess with me.” Guaranteed to make you 12% more mysterious and 100% more unapproachable.*

(*Not FDA approved.)

 Sticker Size:

Width: 2.6”

Height: 2.8”